Weird Pen Drives

-The Severed Finger

Depending on your sense of humor, the severed finger is either morbidly funny or retch-inducing.

-The Dog

According to Gizmodo, the original humping dogs (this is the second version) came with saggy ears and indifferent expressions. Humping Dogs v2 features big smiles and perky ears…and they’re still tasteless.

-The Headless Barbie

This drive straddles the fine line between funny and tasteless. Funny: You’re tearing the head off a Barbie and sticking her into your computer. Tasteless: You’re tearing the head off a Barbie and sticking her into your computer.

-The Rubber Chicken

This rubber chicken would be G-rated, save for the conspicuous location of its USB drive.

-Mr. Sperm

The American Society for Reproductive Medicine handed out these tadpole-shaped drives at its 2008 conference, according to Gizmodo. Don’t worry, they won’t give your computer any viruses.